The healthiest response to life is happiness

The healthiest response to life is happiness

How can I feel uncomfortable in my own house?

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simonwang:

Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I’m ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, cure cancer, and take a nap.

The entire country of Africa though??

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